This will be the title of my memoir, this is my life.

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Scary nipples aren’t that scary.

Drawn with a Sharpie, image-traced into a vector, edited slightly in Illustrator and printed via Vistaprint! It’s a black and white coloring card, which I filled in with Crayola markers.

Flashy neon signs saying ~eat here give us your $$~

Because why be accountable like a mature human?

I made this one for my mom when she was int he hospital recovering from surgery. It made her smile.

It’s my name, but as a face! Or boobs and a butt, with a mustache.

This was done for a NOLA-based PR agency, but was never used. *tear* So I guess let’s make it not happen?

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